A Vengeful Ghost Is Washing Her Hair? No Worries, I'll Give Her Some Rejoice

On a night of a hundred ghosts, Qin Tian wields two watermelon knives and hacks his way from the South Gate all the way to Penglai East Road, unstoppable and without batting an eye.

At a feast of hungry ghosts, Qin Tian tosses in a packet of hot pot seasoning. Hundreds of corpse-eating ghosts are sent shrieking into oblivion, their guts bursting from the spice.

A blood-robed vengeful ghost is coming for your life? Dozens of hostages are trapped?

Come on, come on, one one-yuan plastic lighter per person.

Once lit, even a vengeful ghost can't get near you.

A brick? You mean this red, brick-shaped thing is a brick?

That's right! Even a Ghost King would be knocked unconscious for hours if hit with this brick.

And this certainly isn't a sleeping mat. It's a corpse-wrapping mat. A vengeful ghost rolled up inside it won't be able to move.

And there's this standing-stiff clothes rack, interrogation mallet, heavy-duty wrench, and disguise face mask. Never seen them before, have you? These are all my ghost-busting weapons.

Sanitary pads? What sanitary pads???

Oh~

These? Of course, these aren't for fighting ghosts. What would it look like if I used sanitary pads to fight ghosts?

My girlfriend told me to bring them before I left.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.