Livestream: I’m Teacher Song, a Love Expert

Song Jiang transmigrated to a parallel world and became a streamer who had just graduated.

He was also bound to the Love God System. Whenever he helped someone find love, he would receive a reward from the System.

With thirty-seven ex-girlfriends and a thorough knowledge of the three thousand questions that could get a boyfriend killed, Song Jiang began streaming in a parallel world full of hopelessly clueless men.

"Teacher Song, what should I do if I fall for someone else's wife?"

Song Jiang: "Isn't it simple? If you like her, go after her. The best way to pursue a girl is to learn about her from the person who knows her best."

"And the person who knows her best is obviously her husband, so go ask him."

"Teacher Song, a girl asked me, 'Are you trying to flirt with me?' How should I reply?"

Song Jiang: "Isn't it simple? Class, follow the formula: pour cold water on her + mock her + use a pet name + make a comparison."

"For example: 'Yeah, right. Stop dreaming. You must have been ignored for so long that you're desperate for attention, you old nun. Do you get the feeling of a French kiss from sucking on a duck's tongue?'"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.