I Made Rhyming Couplets in Class and Made the Teacher Cry

Su Ming transmigrates to a parallel world starved of humor and binds himself to a lucky draw System. As long as he earns popularity points, he can enter the draw.

Just then, there's an online college Chinese class. During class, the teacher asks students to compose paired lines.

The rules: They must keep responding within the allotted time. Anyone who can't come up with a line will be punished.

Class monitor: In one village, two districts, there are three teachers; they know not the Four Books, Five Classics, or Six Arts, yet dare to teach seven, eight, nine disciples. How bold!

Su Ming: In one room, two fools and three gluttons gather four yuan and fifty-six cents to buy seven, eight, nine spicy strips. What a ravenous bunch!

Class monitor: In the painting, the dragon doesn't roar, the tiger doesn't howl. What a silly little page!

Su Ming: On a blind date, if the woman isn't pretty, the man won't do. Then there's bound to be a martial arts master ****.

Chinese teacher: Please, stop making up these lines! I can't teach this class anymore!

In an instant, Su Ming becomes an online sensation.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.