Urban: I Had No Choice but to Start My Own Cultivation University

This isn't scientific! It's downright theological!

Su Chen transmigrates to a parallel world about to be invaded by another realm, fails the college entrance exams, and binds himself to the Urban Cultivation University System. He starts a university of cultivation himself!

He teaches cultivation, alchemy, artifact forging, and formation arrays!

Students in the Sword Flight Department get tired of flying and rest on airplanes, ready to parachute into Los Angeles at any time!

The Alchemy Department spends all day lugging sledgehammers and carrying little baskets to dig for spirit stones in the mines!

The Formation Department gets so hot that its students float in the sky to help the meteorological bureau set up formations for artificial rain!

The Alchemy Department's miraculous pills make an eighty-year-old on his deathbed spring up and shout that he wants to go dancing at a karaoke club!

When darkness invades, the otherworldly races discover that their intelligence was wrong!

The humans of this world keep calling themselves bookworms, yet each one can knock a kid out with a single punch.

Student: "Show no mercy! Leave none alive!"

Otherworlder: "Friend, spare me! All the treasures in here are yours!"

Su Chen: "Fool. Even if I beat you to death, it's all mine anyway!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.