What Do I Do After Accidentally Setting Up the Protagonist?

On the last train of the transmigration craze, Wu An arrives in a world of immortal cultivation.

A girl delivered from the start, an immortal master bestowing a fortuitous opportunity...

All kinds of glaringly obvious flags pile up over Wu An's head.

“I'm not following some cliched plot!”

“What? I'm not the protagonist? Then I'm still not following a formula!”

“Th-that, um, protagonist, it really has nothing to do with me that your entire harem got wiped out!”

“These damn demonic cultivators just came to my house to check out the decor. I barely know them!”

“I didn't touch a single one of your opportunities! But I have to kill your dad. I hope you can understand.”

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.