Cultivation Begins with Being Half-Paralyzed

From the start, he was clubbed from behind and left with a broken spine and partial paralysis. Luckily, a little fairy happened to pass by.

Wu An: Little fairy, I need to use the restroom. I'm afraid I'll have to trouble you!

Qi Refining, Foundation Establishment, Core Formation, Nascent Soul, Deity Transformation, Void Refinement, Body Integration, Mahayana, Ascension.

This is a world of cultivation.

A desperate situation and a chance encounter with the heroine from the start; a haughty princess throwing herself at him; finding a ring with something inside...

Wu An: That's enough, that's enough. I've seen all these old tropes!

A prodigy disciple of the Spirit Mountain Sword Sect, an elder of the Seven Stars Heavenly Mechanism, a sword wielder of the Dao Alliance, and the master of the Hundred Blossoms Hall in the Demon Abyss.

Wu An: How did I end up with so many identities?

The True Spirit Realm faces a great calamity. What role will Wu An play in it? Is he the culprit, or the one who turns the tide?

Wu An: Why are you looking at me? The one called "Nangong Xingchen" is the protagonist!

Nangong Xingchen: Wu An! What are you trying to do?

Wu An: I just want to make sure the heroine in my story doesn't get written out!

P.S. The story downplays face-slapping and leveling up by fighting monsters. It's not hot-blooded, there's no showing off, and there's no hostility. There's plenty of snark, so feel free to dish it out!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.