Uncle Yu, Please Stop Making a Scene!

He is the man with more identities than anyone else on Earth!

The greatest saber-wielder and swordsman in the martial world, chairman of the Nine Alleys, archaeologist, attending physician at Big Iron Rod Hospital...

He is also the last nobleman on Earth.

Yu, the great benefactor of the old La family, who have been Bannermen in Old Beijing for generations, has a complicated history with three emperors of the dying dynasty and the Empress Dowager...

What's more, he is the world's oldest living person, with a lifespan of 150 years!

When the Guinness film crew arrived at No. 38 Pitia Hutong to find out whether the old gentleman really was as amazing as the rumors claimed, Old Master Yu accidentally swallowed a Superhuman Physique Pill that Yu Lin had just concocted...

What happened next shocked the whole world!

This blurb does it no justice. Read on to discover the legendary second half of Old Master Yu's life... I mean, life itself!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.