Convention: I’m a Fake Sword Immortal, but I Cut Down a Real Robber!

At the anime convention, it was almost my turn to go onstage as a Sword Immortal. Then I was told that the fake robber from the previous act had turned out to be real, and that my childhood friend had been taken hostage. What could I do? I was just a fake Sword Immortal!

"Ding! System loading..."

At the crucial moment, the System came to my rescue. Newbie gift pack: one Drunken Sword Immortal trial card!

I'm coming, bro! I'm coming!

Let's see how this fake Sword Immortal takes down the real robber!

"I ride the wind with my sword, soaring between heaven and earth... One drink swallows rivers and mountains, the next devours the stars. Who can drink a thousand cups and stay sober? Only I, the Drunken Sword Immortal!"

"One cup of wine per step, slay a monster in ten steps, vanquish a demon in a hundred, and kill an immortal in a thousand!"

"The heavens and earth are filled with sword energy, but I alone am the Drunken Sword Immortal!"

"Slay!"

After that, the world had one fewer fake and one more true Sword Immortal!

Living among ordinary people, sword in hand, I shall cut down every demon and monster, and exterminate every evil spirit and heretic!

What more could I ask of life?

Only to get drunk!

The truth revealed in drunkenness: Just you wait. I'll carve my way out of this world...

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This novel and its characters are purely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.