I Turned into a Great Ape at an Anime Convention, Exposing My Saiyan Identity

At a comic convention one night, I went onstage dressed as Sun Wukong from Dragon Ball. I accidentally glanced at the super full moon in the sky and transformed into a Great Ape. Before I knew it, my identity as a Saiyan was exposed!

I was very sorry about it, so I explained to the audience:

"You have to believe in science!"

Then I patted the tail on my backside, used the Ruyi Jingu Bang in my hand as a vaulting pole, and flew off with the Flying Nimbus Technique.

I left a crowd of fans staring at me in a daze.

When a huge meteor came crashing down from space, I blasted it apart with a Kamehameha.

To the skeptical audience, I explained:

"Last time, that was holographic projection technology. This is a scientific laser cannon. Everyone, you have to believe in science!"

Later, Satan descended upon the West. I gathered energy from people all around the world for a Spirit Bomb and blew him apart.

I explained:

"That's the power of faith. That was just some kind of Western illusion technology..."

"You have to believe in science!"

I'm really not Wukong...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.