Pirate: Me and My Mentally Retarded System

Hello host, this is the last chance, your task is... "Forget it, I don't want to hear it anymore!" My system isn't faulty, it's just smart! Barrier! What kind of incredible ability is it to turn water into beer? ? Can you eat unlimited fruits? Why didn't you tell me earlier? ? Pull the dying Tetsuo Sanji onto the warship? Beat up Akainu and save Ace? The younger brother of Nico Robin, the son of the devil? … Why did I die so casually before? ? Why do I only have three lives? ? This last time, I'm not going to be a good person anymore, Navy? Pirates? Everything is fine, it doesn't matter! I want to be a bad guy! Totally bad to the core! I want to be the freest bad guy! ! ! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.