Great Tang: The Little Tyrant of Chang’an, Beating Li Er to Tears from the Start

On the first day after Bai Yu transmigrates to the early Tang Dynasty and awakens the Didi System, he beats a guy called the Supreme General of the Heavenly Strategies until he cries.

From then on, he often receives strange task requests:

Huang the Handsome from East City: The little flower next door keeps harassing me and wants to have babies with me. Can someone help? Reward: Divine Beast Taming!

Accept!

Changsun Little Guanyin: A few days every month, I feel irritable and get stomach cramps. Can someone help? Reward: Divine Medical Skills!

Accept!

Crown Princess of the Eastern Palace: My husband is infertile. Who can help me fulfill my dream of becoming a mother? Reward: Divine Fortune!

Accept!

General Jing, the God of War: We were pursuing the Turks into the desert when a sudden blizzard hit. Can someone help? Reward: Divine Summoning!

Accept!

Old Loach of the Jing River: Someone wants to chop off my head in a dream. Who can keep him worked up forever? Reward: The Art of Wind and Rain!

The Handsomest Man in the Tang Dynasty: My second brother has set an ambush at the north gate to kill me. Can someone help? Task reward: The Crown Prince's Position!

Accept or decline?

That is the question.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.