Heavenly Official Auspicious

"Deer, do you want to eat the hairy blood?" "Master, I want to eat braised pork." "You must eat. If you don't eat, I will beat you." "No, the devil is watching from the other side." "Hey, that girl is so dark, she's from Africa, how about a voice phone?" "Go away, I will eat you." "If you don't know the goods, just watch." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.