Journey to the West: Search Carefully, My Disciples. Leave No Survivors

Li Ping'an wakes up to find that he has transmigrated into Journey to the West and become Zhu Bajie. He thinks that completing the Journey to the West will earn him a perfect merit score, only to discover that his master is nothing like the one in the book.

Tang Sanzang cleaves the Flowing Sand River with one palm, grabs Sha Wujing by the throat, and says, "Are you coming with me to the Western Heaven, or should I send you there myself?"

Whenever they reach a place swarming with demons, Tang Sanzang says, "Disciples, search every nook and cranny. Don't let a single one get away!"

Li Ping'an asks, "Master, what kind of scriptures could require you to go fetch them in person? Can't the Tathagata just send them over?"

The mighty Marshal Tianpeng is handsome, dashing, and overbearing.

Can't we have a little fun with the Spider Demon?

What about the White Bone Spirit?

And the Kingdom of Women?

Tang Sanzang: "Disciples, why are all the female demons we meet along the way so friendly?"

The Great Senior Brother says guiltily, "Second Junior Brother said he had a family secret demon-subduing technique."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.