A Package Arrived with an Egg, and They Said It Was My Child

Lin Hao, 25, was a full-time novelist who spent all day at home writing.

Then one day, he received a call from overseas.

"Lin Hao, what the hell are you, some kind of monster?" A familiar voice roared from the other end. It was his ex-girlfriend, Xia Tian.

"Oh, it's you. Didn't we break up almost a year ago? Why are you yelling at me again? You know we're over," Lin Hao replied coolly.

"Fine, I'm begging you. Just tell me, are you actually a monster or not?" came the pleading voice from the phone.

"Are you crazy? You're the monster. What, did you go off with some foreign guy and let him drive you insane? Forget it. Don't even think I'll take you back." Lin Hao mocked her.

"Hello, this is your SF Express courier. Am I speaking with Mr. Lin Hao? I've called you several times."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.