I Picked Up a Princess of the Underworld from the Start

Lin Hao is an older bachelor whose parents nag him every day about being single. One day, a news article gets him all worked up, and he can't resist deciding to follow other people's example and go bar-hopping to pick up an unconscious woman. It's his first time, and he watches as the beautiful women sprawled all over the ground are carried away by other people. He heads home disappointed, but suddenly spots a girl of peerless beauty and figure in a grove of trees.

"Ah!" Someone suddenly kicks Lin Hao in the butt, sending him sprawling onto the ground, his face nearly touching the squat toilet below. A furious, bell-like shout rings out. Lin Hao turns around and sees the girl standing behind him.

"Ah... Who the hell are you? You came to pick up a body and ended up picking me up!" Her angelic face and figure, and her heavenly voice, are utterly at odds with the way she speaks, leaving Lin Hao utterly stunned as he stares at the girl before him.

"Hmph. What are you going to do now?" the woman sobs.

"I didn't touch you!" Lin Hao protests...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.