Xuanhuan: Stay Back, I'm Really a Killer, Senior Brother

My name is Lu Chengfeng, and I'm a transmigrator. I activated the Assassin System and founded the Shadow Pavilion, an organization that specializes in assassination contracts. To conceal my identity and keep my enemies from teaming up to fight me, I humbled myself and joined Hidden Moon Peak of the Seven Mysteries Sect, where I worked my way up to become the senior disciple.

Life was going just fine until one day, the sect leader forced a junior sister on me whose cultivation aptitude was unbelievably poor.

Master: "Tell me! Who's prettier, me or her!?"

Junior Sister: "Master, I saw Senior Brother bathing in the river..."

Master, delighted: "You're not supposed to look! Don't look, my dear disciple. Just tell me where he is!"

The gates of heaven opened, and immortals from the upper realm slaughtered humanity. As one of them drew closer and closer, my junior sister swallowed and said, "D-don't come any closer... My senior brother really is an assassin!"

Immortal from the Upper Realm: "Mortal insect, how dare you slay an immortal?"

--Pfft!

Lu Chengfeng's expression remained calm. "What a lot of pointless chatter."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.