Honghuang: I, Wu Gang, Will Never Chop Down a Tree

I thought it was finally my turn to be the protagonist, so why is the story unfolding like this?

I choke when I eat, fall into the river when crossing a bridge, and step into a pit when I walk. Whenever I get into a fight, I inevitably trip...

Even more terrifying, just yawning can wake up horrifying demon beasts that have slept for a million years, and standing somewhere high up gets me struck by lightning.

Wherever Xu Mo goes, terrifying disasters follow.

"Master, I swear I'll never go down the mountain again! It's terrifying down there!"

The next day...

"Disciple, I was wrong. Hurry up and go down the mountain."

"My Qingluan Mountain is about to be split in half by lightning!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.