My Protagonist Is So Considerate, He Brings Me Food

Su Wen has had a tough time after transmigrating to a parallel Earth. He doesn't want to rely on his looks to make a living, but after 132 novels flopped, he still refuses to give up and turns to writing xianxia instead. His protagonist is an invincible third-generation immortal, but also a deadbeat, and readers tear him to shreds.

Just as Chen Wen is thinking of abandoning the novel and starting over, the void in his rental apartment splits open, and the protagonist comes through it.

"Boss, I'll make sure you have food and clothes, and help you attain immortality. I only ask that you don't abandon the novel."

"Boss, here's an immortal pill. I only ask that you don't write me as a deadbeat and have the young ladies throw themselves at me!"

"Boss, here's a flat peach that ripens once every nine thousand years, for you to eat. I only ask that you make that little girl, the Thunder Emperor's daughter, throw herself at me."

"Boss, here's a Nine-Turn Golden Pill. Any mortal who eats it will immediately become a Golden Immortal. By the way, is my time a little too short? Write me as lasting three days and three nights!"

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This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.