Are You Crazy? A Restaurant Is Stealing My Hospital's Business?

"Why are the hospital's performance bonuses so poor this month?"

"Director, a restaurant opened next door. A lot of patients went there to eat, and then stopped coming in for treatment!"

"Ridiculous! Have they been cured?"

"I heard they have!"

"Have they gone mad? Let's go see how they're fooling people!"

"Director, this tastes amazing!"

"Slurp. Mmm, well, obviously!"

"Director, my nearsightedness is getting better... Wait, you don't seem to be bald anymore, either!"

Two years later.

Spiritual qi revived, and all races invaded.

Every race prostrated themselves on the land of the Dragon Kingdom, begging only for a bite to eat.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.