Don't Panic When a Wanted Criminal Knocks: Let Your Girlfriend Handle Him

"You gotta rope up the ox, whip the horse, and hit a man or he'll think he can fly. Military boxing makes a good husband. Don't hit a man and he won't cry."

"February is the month I hate most, because it's the only time I can hit men for just 28 days."

As these terrible lines are being delivered, a wanted criminal knocks on the door. Zhou Han, who has just transmigrated, calmly shuts his girlfriend out of the bedroom and goes to take on the criminal.

Hearing the screams from outside, he comments with a grin: "Military boxing really is awesome. It can beat even a wanted criminal this badly!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.