I’m the Demon Sect’s Holy Son, and I’ve Joined the Chat Group

I transmigrated into a demonic holy land and became the Demon Sect's Holy Son.

A thousand years later, with my demonic cultivation perfected, I was just about to kill my wicked master and take his place as the holy land's leader when I was pulled into a group chat.

Rong'er: Peach Blossom Island is so boring. Father only cares about cultivation and ignores me. Rong'er is running away from home!

Xianglin: Mom got bitten again today. The * Shinobi Village is so scary. What should I do?

Android 18: The experiments on the artificial humans are about to begin. I hope it won't be too painful...

Yue Qiluo: I've been sealed in a coffin for decades. Can anyone in the group help me get out for some fresh air?

Springtime Bright * Little Piggy: I'm going to build a really, really long ladder and climb up to the moon to see Sister Chang'e.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.