I'm the Demon Sect's Holy Son, Pretending to Be a Good Guy in the Chat Group!

I transmigrated to a demonic sacred land and became the Demon Sect's Holy Son.

A thousand years later, with my demonic cultivation perfected, I was just about to kill my wicked master and take his place as the sacred land's leader when I was pulled into a group chat.

Rong'er: Peach Blossom Island is so boring. Dad only cares about cultivating and ignores me. Rong'er is running away from home!

Xianglin: Mom got bitten again today. The *Ninja Village is so scary. What should Xianglin do?

Android 18: The android experiments are about to begin. I hope it won't be too painful...

Yue Qiluo: I've been sealed in a coffin for decades. Is there anyone in the group who can help me get out for a breath of fresh air?

Springtime *Little Piggy: I'm going to build a really, really long ladder so I can climb up to the moon and meet Sister Chang'e.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.