Urban: Me! I'm Really Not the Big Bad!

Xiao Fan, Shen Xin, and dozens of other children of destiny wake from their comas, all wailing, "I’m not a walking ATM!"

After countless lifetimes of cultivation, the invincible Ding Xiu sweeps all before him. "Who is that old scoundrel Ye Tian?!"

The Invincible Dao Venerable roars, "Who took my Taiji Diagram?!"

Li Jiuyue regains his human form and bellows, "Damn brat! What happened to the contingencies I spent over a trillion years setting up?"

Wu Yingying says, "Hmph, you womanizer! When Yingying becomes invincible, I’ll beat you up every single day!"

Ye Tian declares, "With a thought, flowers bloom. I, Ye Tian, shall rule over all under heaven."

Why are countless powerful figures from the great pantheons wailing in the middle of the night? And who is the mastermind behind the twilight of the gods?

When the Fourth Calamity arrives and the players prepare to slaughter their way across the world, one cries, "Ah! Who stole my home?!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.