The Purple Potato Man Wants to Destroy the World, So I'll Borrow Some of His Powers First

After transmigrating into the Marvel universe, he gets the Scrounging System, which randomly lets him borrow one superhero's ability each day.

"Why are you wearing exactly the same outfit as me? And how can you swing between buildings just like I do?" Spider-Man asks.

"Hmm, you have dark powers too?" asks the Ancient One.

"Why can you snap your fingers too?" asks Thanos.

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