The Tongtian Cult Leader Has Lost It and Asked Me to Help Him Slash Someone

He woke up one day to find himself in a world-spanning cut-price shopping app. What was going on? He had a 100% chance of helping someone shave the price down to zero, and could get special rewards for doing it for others...?

The Fairy Zixia and Chang'e were crying and begging him to help them shave off a price?

"Ding! The Lord of Heaven, who has just swallowed a Saint-Slaying Pill, is asking you to help him shave off a price. Will you help?"

"Ding! You have confirmed that you will help the Lord of Heaven shave off a price. Price-cutting privileges activated."

"Ding! You triggered a critical hit while helping someone shave off a price."

"Ding! Congratulations, you successfully helped the Lord of Heaven shave the price down to an Heavenly Dao Source Golden Elixir."

"Ding! Congratulations, you have received a price-cutting reward from the Lord of Heaven: the Nine Revolutions Mystical Art. Would you like to claim it?"

"Ding! The Ruthless Great Emperor is asking you to help her shave off a price. Will you help?"

"Ding! Congratulations, you have received a price-cutting reward from the Ruthless Great Emperor: the Heaven-Swallowing Demonic Art. Would you like to claim it?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.