A Massage Parlor in the Xuantian Realm

After three thousand days and nights of fierce battle, Feng Wuya, the Killing God of his generation, was finally sealed by Dao Ancestor Taihao and stripped of all his killing techniques.

His perfected Dao body was also sealed inside the Demon-Suppressing Pagoda, leaving him unable to fight in the mortal world again.

A hundred years later, demons and monsters run rampant, ghosts plague the land, and heaven and earth undergo a drastic upheaval.

A new age of strife has arrived, but he has no part in it. The seal has loosened, yet all he can practice are minor arts like invigorating the blood, dispelling stasis, setting bones, and opening meridians.

"Old Taihao! Of the myriad Dao in this world, you blocked ninety-nine percent of them for me! But I still refuse to give in! With just this minor art, I can still have my revenge!"

He destroys his perfected Dao body to trade it for a sliver of a source of the Dao that can steal from heaven and change fate. Feng Wuya chooses to cultivate anew, turning the Demon-Suppressing Pagoda into the Springtime Pavilion. And every time he gives a massage, he somehow manages to bring out something good.

The Nine Heavens Profound Art, the Yellow Armor Immortal Master, the Primordial Purple Qi, Dragon Heart Blood...

Thousands of years later, he stands once more before the Dao Ancestors of the Profound Heaven Realm:

"Let me loosen up your bones and muscles!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.