Three Kingdoms: Are You Sick? I'm Really Not Wolong!

Lü Xuan transmigrates to the seventh year of Jian'an and becomes an unknown nobody on Wolong Ridge. Born into a chaotic age, he naturally intends to seize the moment and rise to prominence.

But the System refuses to activate, so to be safe, Lü Xuan decides to lie low on Wolong Ridge for a while.

Life is uneventful during that time. An itinerant merchant named Old Meng often wanders by the thatched cottage, spending lavishly, but he always likes to ask about matters of state and war, which gets rather tiresome.

"Brother Lü, who do you think is the real hero, Cao Cao or Liu Bei?"

"Brother Lü, what do you think of the Battle of Xinye?"

"Brother Lü, at the Battle of Red Cliffs, what odds would you give Cao Cao?"

At last, one day, Lü Xuan could take no more. He slammed a hand on the table and yelled, "Cao Cao this, Cao Cao that, every single day! I'm sick of it! Is Cao Cao your father?"

All the attendants with him were dumbfounded.

Old Meng watched and gave an awkward smile. After clearing his throat twice, he finally said, "Ahem, Young Friend Lü, to tell you the truth, I'm actually Cao..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.