Starting Today, I'll Talk Back to Everyone

从今天开始怼人

by Jasmine Tea (茉莉香片)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 7k Words
Genre: Urban Romance
Subgenre: Urban Life
Updated: 5y ago
Source: Faloo

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Synopsis

When a brat stands in front of you holding your prized anime waifu body pillow, now colored in every shade of the rainbow, in one hand, and fragments of your computer keyboard in the other, will you choose to be a real man for five seconds or an honest man for the rest of your life?

When Qin Tian smacks the brat on the head with his keyboard, this story of endless comebacks begins!

"Ding, ding! The Roast Everyone System is awakening..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.

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