Why Is My System Such a Jerk?

Congratulations to the host, you successfully learned such and such secrets! [Ah! Is this good? ] [Yes! ] I jumped up with excitement, as if I had seen myself reaching the peak of my life and marrying Bai Fumei. [Then how to use it? ] […] The system's silent death made me wait for a long time… A girl looked at me blankly. My heart stopped suddenly, and I scolded the system for nineteen generations, [Oh my god, the invisibility technique actually disabled the moment I kissed her? This*b didn't even remind me? ! ] Ding, because the host used abnormal means to watch too many girls wearing cool clothes, this system has decided to shut down for a few days to punish it! [I'm just kidding, people like beautiful things. You know what, who doesn't like to feel cool? ! You know, you are just a piece of shit and don't understand our love for beauty! ] Seeing that my clairvoyant eyes were closed, I was anxious to discuss the system theory, but unexpectedly, just as I was getting excited, I felt an electric shock, and I almost took my friend to meet my dead uncle! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.