I, Xing'anling, the Legend of Taoist Priests

Are there lonely ghosts causing trouble in the hometown? I advise you to have an ultrasound as soon as possible, but don't you listen? I'll beat you until your soul is knocked out. Is there a ferocious beast that becomes a spirit and harms the people? Then I'll beat you until you show your true colors, but you can't beat me? Then I'll ask God to hit you until you're convinced! Someone practices that evil way? What did you say? How many decades have you practiced Taoism? It's okay, I'll invite the ancestors of the five great immortal families to come and fight you! ! What did you say? Do you have a hundred years of Taoism? It's okay, I'll ask the heavenly soldiers and generals to come and fight you! ! Do you have a thousand years of Taoism? I ask Emperor Xuanwu to beat you! Do you have ten thousand years of Taoism? I ask the Sanqing Patriarch to hit you! Don't ask why, if you ask, the people above are tough and will beat you! ! Don't talk about how bad you are here, you'll get beaten as soon as you come~~ This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.