Naruto: Konoha's Wandering Ninja

When all bonds are gone, is this absurd, bizarre world real or an illusion? Or are we simply trapped in the Infinite Tsukuyomi? In Ning Xiu's Mangekyo eyes, none of it seems real. So why not just live it up?

"Sasori, go steal a Tailed Beast. We'll build ourselves a Gundam."

"No need. My puppets are art."

"Your puppets are toys compared to Itachi's Gundam. Don't believe me? Go challenge him."

"Go steal a Tailed Beast."

Bruised and battered, Sasori was still as handsome as ever. Ning Xiu clicked his tongue. "Let's go."

Just as the Akatsuki had everything ready and only needed the Three-Tails...

"Zetsu, still haven't found the Three-Tails?"

"No."

"Who the hell stole the Three-Tails? I'll kill him! Aah! Aah! Aah!" Obito had already gone berserk...

So this is a game of hide-and-seek?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.