I Am the Jade Emperor

"Hold on, you there! I am the Jade Emperor of the Celestial Court, descended to the mortal realm. You seem quite brave. Would you care to join me? When I return to Heaven one day, I'll make you Marshal Tianpeng..."

"Don't go! Is that post too low? If Marshal Tianpeng isn't enough, how about an Imperial Lord? The Great Emperor Gouchen... no, the Great Emperor Ziwei. How does that sound..."

Zhang Bainren grabs a little demon, who looks terrified and is trying to escape, and rambles on, trying to brainwash him. Then he spots a female rabbit spirit watching from afar. "You there, young lady, don't go! Your magic may not be strong enough to serve as one of my generals, but you can help me with my cultivation. When we reach Heaven, I'll make you the Queen Mother! How dare you! I never said you could leave..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.