Tardigrade, Dominance in Ancient Times

Traveled through time? This is not unlucky The most unlucky thing is that I was dressed as a tardigrade. Okay, okay, I'll eat, eat, eat in order to transform... "What? The dwarves are invading? It's okay, just wait for me to take a bite and then kick one." "Boss! Weren't you eaten by the Tyrannosaurus Rex? What??" "..." Hey! It's bound to the foodie upgrade system, so I can't afford it! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.