I Picked up a God

The protagonist picked up someone outside the bar, and it was a man! "Everyone else picks up women, but I picked up an old man, and he's very delicious!" "Boy! I want to play black!" "Come on! Do you want to play with me?" "Yeah!" … "Young man wants to eat instant noodles!" "Come on! Sir, this tastes like pickled cabbage, and this tastes like beef." ... Please give me a medicine. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.