I Can Actually Be Called Qilin in the Three Kingdoms?

I, Jiang Ce, am a live broadcaster. My latest live broadcast was about saving a little girl from being hit by a truck. After waking up, I found that I was lying on a thatched mat. Having many years of experience in reading online novels, I suddenly felt something bad. At this time, a strong man holding an eight-foot curved spear broke into the door and shouted, "You are such a yellow-haired brat and you made my elder brother knock on the door three times and not let you in. Today I will tie you up and go see my elder brother!" Jiang Ce:??? So Jiang Ce was inexplicably tied up by the eight-foot-long man with a leopard head and ringed eyes. The man picked up Jiang Ce and ran out of the village. Not long after, he entered a big city and entered the prefect's mansion. There was a man sitting on the throne, with his ears hanging down from his shoulders and his hands above his knees. Next to him sat a man in green robe with a red face and a long beard. Jiang Ce had an epiphany. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.