A God Descends to Earth: I Was Once the Heavenly Court's Giant Baby

There were hardly any babies in Heaven to begin with!

And I was born even earlier than the Jade Emperor's Seven Fairy Daughters!

They've all grown into young women,

but I still look like a baby!

I ate all the Queen Mother's peaches!

I even stole the Old Lord Taishang's elixirs!

I plucked the fur from Howling Celestial Dog!

I rode on little Nezha's Wind-Fire Wheels!

And I even used Red Boy's fire-tipped spear to roast the Jade Rabbit!

Yet they still call me the Number One Useless Baby.

That's because I've studied spells with almost every immortal, but I can only learn the basics. I can't make any further progress.

And their signature divine powers are even more out of reach.

So they sent me down to the mortal world.

I heard it had places like Dongsheng Shenzhou, Xihe Niuzhou, and Beiju Luzhou...

But the mortal world has somehow turned into Asia, Europe, and America...

Did I go to the wrong place?

And how can the people here fly through the sky and burrow underground, too?

With phones and TVs, they can even see and hear things from a thousand miles away!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.