A Thief from the Divine Realm: After Descending to Earth, a Heartless Woman Takes Me Home

Yun Kai, a lowly cloud thief in the Heavenly Court of Journey to the West, has stolen from nearly every immortal!

He steals things, and he steals skills too.

He is punished by being sent down to the mortal world.

Yun Kai discovers that the human world he has arrived in is nothing like the places in the Journey to the West world.

There are seven continents and four oceans!

He gathers stones into jade, only for someone to pick them up and carve them into the He Shi Bi, making it the Imperial Seal of China.

He teaches the swordsmith Ou Yezi how to forge weapons, and the man ends up making Gan Jiang and Mo Ye, swords capable of slaying demons.

He catches a wild horse and trains it for a day, and it becomes Lü Bu's Red Hare!

A random greatsword he forges ends up in the hands of Guan Yu, the Martial Saint, and becomes the Green Dragon Crescent Blade, powerful enough to cleave open the void!

He tries to play matchmaker, but accidentally ties Li Shimin, Li Zhi, and Wu Zetian together with the threads of fate.

A thousand years later, Yun Kai wakes up from a long sleep.

A heartless woman takes him home, thinking he's a lunatic!

Yun Kai says, "I'm an immortal!"

The heartless woman: "Stop talking nonsense. You're having another episode. This is the modern information age. There are no immortals. We must overthrow all demons and monsters!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.