I Destroyed the System Right from the Start

"The strongest pretentious face-slapping system... Binding... 1%, 2%... 12%, 13%... 36%, 37%... 55%, 56%..." "Eh? System? Let me see... I feel like there is a line here, it seems..." "Ding... Beep... Beep... Su, suku... Su, the host doesn't want..." "Click..." "Eh? The system seems to have been damaged by me? Forget it, let's try to fix it first..." "Crack, click, click..." "Collapse..." "Emmm, it's completely broken now, just make a new one." "It's such a happy decision!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.