Huh? This Player Has a Good Idea, I Copied It

"Oh, why doesn't this crappy game even have a friend system? Bad review." The next day... Server-wide announcement: "Ding dong, the non-stop update of version 1.01 Of this game has been completed, and the friend system is online. Dear players, please explore on your own." "Yo? This crappy game is quite obedient. Let me see, eh... 70 Friend slots? This ** is so weird." "Huh? How come I have 100 friends?" "Haha, this... Is super fun. It's the most fun game in the world. You have to boast about playing it. You are still too young." "Is there such a thing? This game is so... Fun. Ah, my number of friends has increased to 110. Thank you, God, and the game company." "Here, I'm going to play a game and have to be the game company's licker? Isn't this too frustrating?" "Then you're quitting?" "... Forget it, this game must not be **, this game is so fun!" … "Designing a game is easy. Let me see what other opinions the players have that I can copy... Ahem, let's learn from it." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.