Online Game: I'm a Tank, Don't Hit Me!

In the online game Fantasy Realm Online,

there's a mage with the nickname "Never Deal Chip Damage."

He loves popping up in announcements and sending notifications to the entire server whenever he gets the chance.

Every player in the game hates him to the bone.

The sign-in thread for "No More Chip Damage" has piled up millions of comments.

One day, Never Deal Chip Damage, carrying nothing but a staff,

stood before the level 199 Creator Dragon,

and raised his hand to cast Arcane Missiles. Every hit showed -0. No armor penetration, just chip damage. How ridiculous was that?

But before long, the first-kill announcement for the entire server popped up.

And it all began with the first shout: "I'm the tank, don't hit me!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.