Great Tang: I Mistook Li Er for My Foolish Nephew from the Start!

After transmigrating back to the early Tang dynasty, Xu Zhe happened upon Emperor Li Er, who was out enjoying himself and being pursued by Turkic assassins. He mistook him for a foolish nephew he had never met.

Xu Zhe: "Silly nephew, don't be scared. Pour alcohol on it to disinfect and prevent infection. It'll hurt a little, so bear with it."

Li Er: "Huh? Ah..."

Xu Zhe: "That idiot of an emperor refuses to get Empress Zhangsun treated, even though she's ill. Instead, he keeps donating money to temples, lining the pockets of those damn bald monks. He might as well give it to me. I could have Empress Zhangsun healthy again in no time."

Li Er: "...!"

Xu Zhe: "Don't keep going to Chang'an lately. The emperor keeps provoking the crown prince, and the crown prince is already planning a rebellion. Be careful not to get caught in the crossfire and lose your life."

Li Er: "! Are the crown prince and I really going to come to blows?"