My Older Sister Is a Brother-Doting Maniac!

What's it like to have an outrageously generous older sister?

It means that if my eyes linger on any product for more than three seconds, my sister beside me says, "Buy it!"

Me: "Hey, sis, what was that car that just drove by?"

Sister: "Buy it!"

Me: "That guy's clothes look so cool."

Sister: "Buy them!"

Me: "This building looks so grand."

Sister: "Buy it!"

Me: "That girl is really pretty..."

Sister: "You little brat, are you trying to get yourself killed? You're not buying her!"

Me: "Sis, if I use the money you gave me to buy your time, will you stay?"

Sister: "You little brat, that... isn't something you can buy, either..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.