Countryside: Ling Xiao Is Getting Married

The two greatest joys in life:

Sleeping until you wake up naturally.

Counting money until your hands cramp.

"Mom, will you stop bothering me!"

"Can't I even dream in peace?"

"Huh!"

"Who are you calling Mom?"

"Goddess..."

"Hey, hey, Goddess, your hand is blindingly bright. Move it, move it!"

"My hand is cold!"

"That doesn't mean you can just stick it wherever!"

"I'm getting married."

"Then I'll marry you!"

"You wish! Who said I was marrying you?!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.