To Save Zoro, I Pulled Zhongli from the Start

What? Smoker, that old chain-smoker, is after me again?

Looks like it's time to let him experience the power of Wendy's spin-cycle washing machine.

I hear Aokiji's ice is powerful?

Then let's see if Xiangling, the people's warrior, agrees. Guoba, breathe fire! Melt him and give him a hard time.

You say he's too timid and can't even get close?

Amber, put down that Baron Bunny you're holding and get on the attack!

Akainu wants to join the fun, too?

Don't panic. My Main DPS Barbara, who's been warming the bench for ages,

It's time for her to come out and warm up.

In the world of pirates, I'm the only one who can trigger elemental reactions.

I can even summon Teyvat's Seven Archons, the Liyue Qixing, and the Eleven Fatui Harbingers to fight by my side.

"Keqing, someone hit your husband. You know what to do, right?"

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