In Konoha, Others Train Chakra While I Cultivate Immortality

I, Naruto the transmigrator, cultivate immortality while everyone else trains in chakra.

Don't ask why I'm so special. It's because I have cheats.

Sign in above the heads of the past Hokage and obtain an unrestricted Bloodline Fusion Pill. Fuse it with the Uchiha Sharingan, and drive enemies back with a single glance.

Slap Hiruzen Sarutobi hard across the face in the Hokage's office and obtain a Pill of Absolute Concealment that makes me impossible to detect. Then I can do whatever I want.

Steal the Scroll of Seals and obtain the legacy of Li Taibai, the mightiest Sword God. Kill a thousand in ten steps, leaving no trace over a thousand miles.

Madara: "Why did it get dark?"

Naruto: "Sorry, I couldn't stop my sword. The sun's gone."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.