Great Tang: Li Er Is My Long-Term House Servant

Qin Mo transmigrated to the Tang dynasty and started with a manor.

But his useless System wouldn't let him leave the house.

With no other choice, he hired a few laborers to chat with and pass the time.

Then one day, two men calling themselves Old Li and Old Fang came looking for work.

Old Li: "What's this big stick? Why is it so sweet?"

Old Fang: "Do oysters really help with virility?"

Old Li: "What? You're saying the Turks will reach the Wei River in five days?"

Old Fang: "I have a niece. Sir, please take her on as a maid!"

Old Li: "Get lost. My Xiao Le'er is the one who's going to be Sir's maid."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.