I Shot a Bird with a Slingshot and Brought Down a Satellite

A quirky inventor whose inventions have gone viral obtains the Great Dao Black Technology System.

Once Great Dao runes are engraved onto his oddball inventions, countless useless contraptions spring to life in an instant.

“Mr. President, we've got a problem!”

“Marshal Yin used his nut-and-bolt slingshot to shoot down another satellite.”

Marshal Yin looks completely innocent. “You can't blame me. That bird was just too nimble. Let me try another shot.”

“Wait, what? An ace pilot was knocked out of the sky by a bamboo pole during a mission?”

“Is this some kind of joke?”

Marshal Yin: “I swear I didn't do it on purpose...”

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.