Journey to the West: I Am Heaven's Justiciar!

"Buddha, this is bad! All our Bodhisattvas and Arhats have been beaten down. Lu Hao is coming up!"

"Buddha, there's been a breakthrough! Lu Hao, the enforcer of the Three Realms, has taken a fancy to Guanyin Bodhisattva!"

"Buddha, Lu Hao dropped Guanyin off halfway and left. He said he'd come back tomorrow!"

Buddha patted the boulder beneath him and asked, "What's going on?"

"Lu Hao said... one isn't enough. Please prepare a few more!"

Buddha looked up at the sky. "Quick, go get the Jade Emperor..."

"Buddha, the Jade Emperor is his big brother!"

Buddha roared, "Tell him to come back! I'll offer myself to him!"

Bodhisattva Samantabhadra stammered, "Buddha, you're a man!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.