I, A Dou, Knocked Big-Ears Flying from the Start

Zhao Yun carries A Dou in his arms as he fights his way through Cao Cao's army seven times!

“For the sake of this brat, I nearly lost one of my finest generals!”

I drop him!

Ding! The System activates. Reward: innate divine strength!

Trying to win people's hearts by dropping the baby?

A Dou, whose soul has been replaced, says he won't let Liu Bei get away with it!

I drop him right back!

Liu Bei, nearly battered to pieces, laughs through the pain: “My son is truly gifted! Hahaha...”

Still not satisfied, A Dou raises his tender little fists... A Dou's Divine Fist!

When Liu Bei tries to find Lady Gan... A Dou's Rapid Kicks!

When Liu Bei marries Sun Shangxiang...

P.S. This book is also called A Dou's Expert Guide to Wrecking His Dad.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.