Cultivating Immortality: Can It Beat an Ice-Cold Coke?

Come on, Brother Nine Suns, Great Ancestor of the Demon Path, have some fruit.

That Great Recovery Pill of yours, right, the one that adds a hundred years of cultivation? I'll trade you this for it.

What's this?

It's cola. Try some first.

Tasty, right? Here, let's add some ice.

No, no, I don't have any more. These ten bottles are all I've got. You get one pill for the lot. If you don't take the deal, someone else will, so hurry up.

Immortal cultivation? You country bumpkins, do you have anything as good as my ice-cold cola?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.